*treats myself*
bank account: maybe don’t do that anymore
*treats self*
bank account: for real this time quit playin
*treats self*
bank account: ….bruh
there was toilet paper right next to you WHY WOULD YOU USE YOUR CAPE!
Under that fur, she’s probably blushing
Super helpful hanger warning
if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”
I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.
ok no offense but some of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know