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eeveez:

*treats myself*

bank account: maybe don’t do that anymore

*treats self*

bank account: for real this time quit playin

*treats self*

bank account: ….bruh

ruinedchildhood:

there was toilet paper right next to you WHY WOULD YOU USE YOUR CAPE!

pixpup:
“Under that fur, she’s probably blushing
”

pixpup:

Under that fur, she’s probably blushing

stunningpicture:
“ Super helpful hanger warning
”

stunningpicture:

Super helpful hanger warning

jennaraaawrxoxx:

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.

melchiorgabor:

ok no offense but some of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

sh4dows:

some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know